My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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