I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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