Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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