he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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