People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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