What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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