come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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