Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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