So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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