i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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