Don't you send me to vm
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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