i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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