Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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