Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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