look no pants
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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