If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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