Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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