all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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