Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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