Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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