nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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