i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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