Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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