how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Operation Purity has been aborted
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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