you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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