guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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