rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We need to rekindle our bromance
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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