I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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