Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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