So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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