Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I have tasted many bathrooms
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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