shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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