i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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