I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You can't motorboat a personality
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The beer is more important than you right now.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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