did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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