Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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