I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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