my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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