and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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