i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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