talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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