Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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