Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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