We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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