In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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