I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I still have a little drunk in my system
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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