I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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