And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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