I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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