Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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